SO not helpful!

I thought it would be a good idea to take some kind of career aptitude test.  (You know, to see if the computer could tell me what I should do with my life.)  So, I went to the Texas Workforce Commission website because a government test should be pretty legit right?
This is what the test said.  My best matches are in all caps.

Actors

ADULT LITERACY, REMEDIAL EDUCATION, AND GED TEACHERS AND INSTRUCTORS

ART, DRAMA, AND MUSIC TEACHERS, POSTSECONDARY

BROADCAST NEWS ANALYSTS

CHILD CARE WORKERS

CHOREOGRAPHERS

Clergy

Clinical Psychologists

Communications Teachers, Postsecondary

Dancers

Education Teachers, Postsecondary

Elementary School Teachers, Except Special Education

ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE TEACHERS, POSTSECONDARY

FOREIGN LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE TEACHERS, POSTSECONDARY

Home Economics Teachers, Postsecondary

Instructional Coordinators

Interior Designers

INTERPRETERS AND TRANSLATORS

KINDERGARTEN TEACHERS, EXCEPT SPECIAL EDUCATION

Makeup Artists, Theatrical and Performance

MARRIAGE AND FAMILY THERAPISTS

Mental Health and Substance Abuse Social Workers

Mental Health Counselors

MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHERS, EXCEPT SPECIAL AND VOCATIONAL EDUCATION

Music Composers and Arrangers

MUSIC DIRECTORS

Musicians, Instrumental

Park Naturalists

PHILOSOPHY AND RELIGION TEACHERS, POSTSECONDARY

Poets, Lyricists and Creative Writers

PRESCHOOL TEACHERS, EXCEPT SPECIAL EDUCATION

RADIO AND TELEVISION ANNOUNCERS

RECREATIONAL THERAPISTS

SECONDARY SCHOOL TEACHERS, EXCEPT SPECIAL AND VOCATIONAL EDUCATION

SELF-ENRICHMENT EDUCATION TEACHERS

SINGERS

Sociology Teachers, Postsecondary

SUBSTANCE ABUSE AND BEHAVIORAL DISORDER COUNSELORS

Vocational Education Teachers, Middle School I don't know about y'all, but to me this is a HUGE list!  How is this helpful at all?  I was hoping for 1 or 2 ideas that would just click and I would know.  Instead I get a crazy list full of teachers and performers.  I am not a performer, nor do I have any desire to be.  I love the arts, but I have no artistic talent.  I mean none. I honestly have no idea if I would like being a teacher.  I'm not sure I have the patience.  How does one know if they would like being a teacher?  Is it something that you're supposed to just know?  Because I don't. I do think I would be a good therapist though.  That's an awful lot of school just to listen to people's problems and try to help them see how they're being idiots and then gently suggest ways for them to be less idiotic.   Hey, and how come most of the teacher options above say "except special education"?!  Perhaps I should explore this a little more to try to better myself as a person.  But, not right now.  Right now I'm going to go take a Xanax because this is stressing me out. Updated to add: I do NOT take Xanax anymore. That shit is dangerous and has ruined the lives of several people I love.